Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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