She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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