My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
