White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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