do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
