soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
