careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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