It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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