How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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