how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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