dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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