Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Randomize
