no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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