i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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