Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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