i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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