Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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