It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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