I met the friendliest cop last night
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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