what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
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