did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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