North Korea, Best Korea!
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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