I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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