I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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