Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
