it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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