He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
YAS. BRING CRAB.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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