Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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