But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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