Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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