ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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