...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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