do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
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