Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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