love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
