And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
No stitches, just platelets and will power
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I need water and some morals
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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