Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Randomize