Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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