In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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