the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Barsexuality is the new black.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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