I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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