he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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