The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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