i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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