so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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