I feel like I'm in dance class right now
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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