Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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