i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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