i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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