I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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