i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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