ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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