She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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