I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Sober January is a disaster.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Randomize
