Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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