I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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